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Lammy Me !

The Importance of Being Lammied

When you’re standing in the GOD queue
And it’s a long way to go
Oh to lammy me,
Lammy me, lammy me
Lammy me friend,
Please Lammy me !

And together in this mad land,
With no more Floris Brand
I want to be a Special !
So lammy me lammy me,
Lammy me friend,
Please Lammy me !

Then we’d Powergame and sing,
Cuz we’re immune to everything !
We’d do enchanted fatals,
And crap on Golgamoth,
We’d cast a lot of Magebolts !
We’d go and disrupt patterns,
We’d be really hard !
If we had that lammied card...

But Bane is taking fatal throughs,
And Kyot’s getting crushed,
Iggy’s getting wasted,
Too smegged to fight !
Lemming’s on minus one
Zak has blown his spells
The Bish is busy hiding,
Too smegged to fight !

Some have made a last stand
And some have run away
And some have formed a Ritual Group
To gate away,
Some have joined the Monsters
Some just look away,
And some just dream of lammies,
That they’ll have some day !

But there is no way !

So, when you’re standing in the GOD queue
And there’s a long way to go
Well I’ll harry you,
Till you lammy me, lammy me
Lammy me friend,
I want lammies too !


Lyrics by Jules Fattorini, with apologies to the Levellers, March 1999