The Brave Prince Bishop's Men

The oldest known song among the PB's Men

Swords will clash and Arrows fly,
Yah Boys Ho !
Swords will clash and Arrows fly,
Yah Boys Ho !
Swords will clash and Arrows fly,
They came to fight but they're going to die !
Yah Boys, Our Boys, Ah the Brave Prince-Bishop's Men !

Elves are thin with pointy ears,
Yah Boys Ho !
Elves are thin with pointy ears,
Yah Boys Ho !
Elves are thin with pointy ears,
But we all know they're a bunch of Queers !
Yah Boys, Our Boys, Ah the Brave Prince-Bishop's Men !

The Seeker died a valiant death,
Yah Boys Ho !
The Seeker died a valiant death,
Yah Boys Ho !
The Seeker died a valiant death,
Trying to rob a Troll of breath !
Yah Boys, Our Boys, Ah the Brave Prince-Bishop's Men !

Lyrics by many people, some dating back to the 1980's, and most lost to posterity