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It's the time of year
Now that June is drawing near
When those two wet mages with their girly curly hair
Make another spell for the ritual holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From Estoria
To the coast of Glantri State
You can't escape this spell
No matter where you gate...
Hold a goblin in the air
Stick a barstool up your nose
Fly a dragon home
And then bury all your robes
Paint a blue elf green
Burn out a hobbit hole
Enchant a piece of string
And pretend your name is Rhaul.
Skin a kender alive
Learn to talk in Mandarin
Climb inside an orc
And behead a Pyrokin
Eat a horse & cart with two snotlings in your ears
Casserole a dwarf
And disembowel yourself with spears.
The tavern is vibrating
The chanting's loud and grating
It's truly nauseating
Let's cast it once again....
Hold a goblin in the air
Stick a barstool up your nose
Yes you'll feel this spell
In every city Durholme knows
And there's no escape in the streets or in the park
You would hear this spell even in the Underdark !
Skin a kender alive
Learn to talk in Mandarin
Climb inside an orc
And behead a pyrokin
Now you've cast it once
Your mana store will spring a leak
And though you hate this spell
You'll be casting it for weeks !!
Hold a goblin in the air
Stick a barstool up your nose
Fly a dragon home
And then bury all your robes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa !!!!!
sound of delirious mage overcasting violently
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